Fartissima

💨 A piazza full of people. Four wind warriors. One very large lunch.

Fartissima is a silly 3D game about the noble art of public wind. Pick your hero, eat street food, and let it rip in front of the whole square. Chain farts and burps into huge combos, blow hair sideways, clear the piazza, and try very hard not to shart.

Free. Plays in your browser. Works on your phone, too.

🎮 How to play

• 🍕 Eat street food. What you ate last decides how you fart: brassy, soggy, squeaky or silent-but-deadly.
• ⏱️ Hold the button for a bigger blast. Slide to aim it at the crowd.
• 🔥 Chain it. Farts and burps within 2.5 seconds make one combo. Mix both for a bonus. Only your best combo counts.
• 💩 Watch the shart meter. Too much of the wrong food and it is game over.
• 🕒 You get one lunch break: 3 minutes.

🦸 Pick your wind warrior

• 👦 Little Luca, 9: squeaky, fast and cheeky.
• 🧔 Marco, 35: a bit of everything.
• 🍝 Gino, 48: big belly, big thunder.
• 👴 Nonno Beppe, 84: slow, but his stench has seen things.

🏛️ Life in the piazza

Some guys love a good one. Some ladies get their hair blown wild and tell you about it. Everybody runs from the stench. A school trip, a stag party and a lady with a selfie stick wander through. Watch what they do. Save your best combos in the Hall of Fame and watch the replays.

🔊 Real sounds, no fake ones

Every fart and burp is a real recording (CC0), one recorder per hero, played at the hero's own pitch. The crowd voices and piazza chatter are real too. The music is made live in your browser. Headphones recommended. Colleagues not.

🕹️ Controls

• Walk: WASD / ZQSD / arrow keys. Hold Shift to run.
• Fart: hold left mouse, F or Space. The mouse aims while you hold.
• Burp: hold right mouse or B.
• Look: mouse (click the game first), or Q / E. Music: M. Pause: Esc.
• Phone: turn it sideways. Left thumb walks (push to the edge to run). Right thumb: hold FART or BURP and slide to aim. Drag the right half of the screen to look around.
• iPhone: tap Share, then Add to Home Screen to play full screen.

🆓 Free software

Fartissima is free software (GPL v3). Source code and credits: github.com/Steve-Sitax/Fartissima. Tell me which hero is your favourite in the comments!